AISubs v3.7
Yadzo, Teto, Shimaido, Yadzo, Jinzo, Yadzo, Nishimura,
Yukiyama Human Bowling!
[Yukiyama Human Bowling]
We've come to Yukiyama this time.
Do you know what "dove" is?
- No, we don't. - No, we don't.
"Dove" is...
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- Are you okay? - Oh, no!
- It's too heavy! - It's too heavy!
- It's huge! - It's huge!
It looks like it's really hard to handle.
It's a ball for humans with a lot of air in it.
- Yes! - Yes!
This time, we're going to go into that ball...
and see Gerunde rolling around and bowling.
It's human bowling.
Don't say it so easily!
Someone's going to die!
- Someone's going to get injured! - Someone's going to die!
- This is the starting point. - Yes.
And behind it is a pin that goes down and ends there!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
It's stupidly big!
At first glance, it looks like a normal size ball...
- but it's actually 3 meters! - It's huge!
- It's about the same size as a 3-meter ball? - No, no!
- It's about this big! - It's about this big!
It's enough for two people.
If that's the case, then don't do it.
"Zobe" is not about snowy mountains...
but about an attraction where you can roll down a slope and have fun!
This time, we're going to go to Ski Zone in Shiga Prefecture...
and we're going to borrow "Gran Snow" deep breath "Gelende" and use it as a giant bowling ball!
But if it's on fluffy snow, it should be fine!
Below "Gelende", there's a bowling pin...
and if you knock down a 3-meter giant pin, you get two points for each pin!
If you knock down a normal size pin, you get one point for each pin!
This time, we will compete in teams of three and three.
One person will enter and two people will support.
Each team is in charge of it.
We will compete for the total score.
The losing team will be punished with a snow mountain.
Bowling battle between division and league teams!
The losing team will be punished with a super harsh punishment!
When it comes to snow mountains, Toshimitsu is the best.
It's not enough for Toshimitsu.
When it comes to snow mountains, it's Toshimitsu.
When that character comes along, it's really dangerous.
It's not good.
It's like a dog's eye every time.
It's like a snow mountain.
I'm doing it like a man.
Don't do it on your own.
So, which team will be in charge of bowling first?
I'll go first.
Oh, I see.
I want you to bowl a big one.
The snow mountain man, Toshimitsu.
Will he be able to win again?
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
That was fun!
I like it.
It reminds me of the past.
The past?
Didn't you do it?
Didn't you bowl like this?
Like this?
Do something about it.
When I went in, I suddenly got nervous.
I'm a little scared.
Are you scared?
Oh, I see.
Toshimitsu, are you okay?
I'm fine.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
If I get a good score like this, I think I'll get nervous in high school.
Yeah.
I think you're probably the best at this game.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's do it.
I'm going to beat you all first.
And it's a little windy, so let's go with the wind.
Are you ready?
Yes!
All right!
First round!
Here we go!
One, two...
Oh!
Go, go, go!
What's this? What's this? What's this?
Run!
Oh my gosh!
Bomber! Bomber hit!
Oh no! Oh no!
The bomber hit me!
I broke it!
Ouch!
The bomber hit me!
Ouch!
It hurts!
The bomber hit me!
Ouch!
Watch out!
Hey!
Oh no!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
Hit it!
Right! Right! Right!
Right! Right!
Right! Right! Right!
Hey!
Are you kidding me?
Huh?
Zero.
Zero. You got me.
You got a "g".
I don't have a second ball.
Huh?
Hang on.
Right!
Huh?
Number!
What are you doing?
How many have fallen?
It was a wonderful evasion.
It was coming out of the right and dodging to the left.
It was about to come out of the hole for the first time, wasn't it?
The butt came out, didn't it?
It came out and the GoPro came out.
The GoPro was rolling.
What I remember most is that I was worried about the GoPro.
I got it!
Zero?
Zero is terrible.
Do you mean "garter"?
It's "garter".
"Garter" is the worst for this bowling.
It's half "garter".
It's like sucking in.
It turned to the left just before the pin.
The snowy mountain man and Shimizu.
No way, "garter"!
Without raising the man, it's over immediately.
The first round of the classification team is a draw.
It was an uneasy opening.
This "zero" is big.
I think it's difficult.
If it's "zero", it's not good for the video.
I want you to see it.
Who will go first?
It's not "messan", is it?
Is it me?
"Ryo" and "kei" will go first.
I think I can do it.
I'll go first.
I'll cut the "ace" without looking down.
I'll definitely hit it.
Are you confident?
I'm not as confident as I was when I was older.
I thought I could do it before I did it.
It's so difficult.
I'll go first.
The perfect human in the four corners of the city, "Ryo".
Will he get his first score?
It's small inside.
It's narrow inside.
It's narrow.
That's why you're tall.
That's right.
This is disadvantageous.
I see.
However, he got used to it.
It's so comfortable.
How do you like it?
It's so comfortable.
Can we stay like this?
I want to take a nap. It's so warm.
I like it.
Are you nervous?
Not at all.
I'm sure you are.
Let's go.
Aren't you scared?
I'm not scared.
Okay, Ryo, let's go.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
Okay.
Good.
I feel like I'm going to fall.
I can't do it.
This way.
You are doing great.
I can't do it.
You are doing great.
This way.
You are doing good.
You can do it.
Hang in there.
You are doing great.
That way?
Hey!
I can't do it!
I can't control myself.
I didn't fall down.
Did you fall down?
I fell down once.
I fell down this, too.
I see.
I wanted to fall down.
You are an old man.
Thank you for your hard work.
Did I fall down this and this?
Yes, you did.
I see.
Yes, you did.
At the end of the course, you turned this way.
I did.
I was conscious of turning right and right.
But I still turned this way.
But you managed to lead.
I managed to lead.
Thank you.
I feel relaxed now.
That's great.
Thank you for your hard work.
That's Perfect Human for you, Byoon!
He controls Zorg skillfully and gets three points!
The result of the first round is 0 points for the literature team and 3 points for the art team.
The art team is in the lead!
Can the literature team recover from Toshimitsu's mistake?
This time, we have a obstacle course.
The course is the same as before, but you have to avoid the obstacle course and go to the pin.
Can you avoid it?
Let's take a look behind you for now.
It's like that.
Dark hole?
It's pretty well organized in the second half.
I don't know much about what effect it will have.
I don't know much about it.
Can you ride it without looking at it?
Shall we take a look?
What's there?
Tell me.
That Kotatsu-like thing.
That Kotatsu-like thing is Kotatsu.
It's Kotatsu.
It's probably Kotatsu.
It's definitely Kotatsu.
It's a mat.
On the left, it's not a mat.
It's a church mat.
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
On the left...
Wild...
Is it a cane?
I thought it looked like a cane.
It's a new species.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
It's my rainbow.
It's a wild rainbow.
Why are you here?
Are you lonely?
It's not a cane.
What do you mean?
I definitely don't want to get hit by it.
It looks like a real cane.
Wait a minute.
That's my woman.
What?
The blue one on the right is my woman.
Isn't that a staff member's cane?
That's not a staff member's cane.
That's...
My woman?
Oyaizu Bajira Mojira.
What?
Is that Tetsuya's Dutch wife?
Dutch wife is a love doll.
I see.
Gerende Magic is too much.
We have to help him.
We have to go there.
But I'm sorry, Tetsuya.
If you step on it by mistake...
It's a foreign object.
You can't hit that Dutch wife.
What?
What are you looking at?
The white one next to the pin...
The ugly one?
Yes.
It's a little ugly, but...
Parikore.
It's the Parikore that Mr. Ishida gave me.
What?
I really didn't notice it.
Is that your cane?
No, I mean...
Shibuhi and I put a lot of things in it, but you...
You seem to care about it, don't you, Mr. Shibuhi?
Hey, take care of it.
Tell me not to bring it anymore.
I don't care about it at all.
A total of six items, including three important personal items of the members...
The second game in which six items were placed!
If you hit an item, you or the item may be destroyed!
Can you avoid obstacles and defeat the team?
Well, my badger eye is on the far right, so I'd like to go as if I hit it.
It's 3-0, so it's easy.
Let's get five points!
I'll strike normally.
Can you save your loved one with your eyes?
It doesn't look like you can operate it.
My teeth are too yellow and I don't know what's going on.
You should go and show your teeth!
I won't show my teeth!
You don't have to worry about your teeth!
I won't show my teeth!
Is this okay?
My teeth will turn yellow in the comment section and the video will be changed.
It's true.
I'll do this!
It's helpful!
Let's put white balance teeth together.
If you put white balance teeth together with your teeth, it will be white.
Let's go!
The world will be blue!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Good luck!
Don't get hurt!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
It's to the right!
Go! Go! Go!
It's okay if it's fixed.
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
It's reversed!
It's dangerous!
It's out! It's out!
It's out!
I don't need it! I don't need it!
Hey, help me!
The cardboard box is in the way.
I don't need it!
Kill me!
What is that person doing?
Help me!
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Help me!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's reversed! It's reversed!
It's reversed!
It's fixed!
I can't do it!
Ouch!
It's too painful!
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
I stayed on the second floor.
I don't need such a plain picture.
I didn't come all the way here to make such a picture.
You can't run at full speed all the time.
I can't run at full speed all the time.
As soon as I fell down, this guy came down and said, "Let's use it!"
You said something like this at the end, didn't you?
I can't do it, so I became even more plain.
What should we do?
What are you doing?
I fell down.
Is he too conscious of avoiding his own slipperiness that his feet get stuck in the entrance of the equipment?
Stop!
He managed to continue rolling on his own and got two mini pins and two giant pins.
He got a total of six points!
However!
But it seems like you have something to say, Shibayu-san.
What is it?
Looking at you made me feel bad.
What do you mean by "feeling bad"?
Like...
It doesn't feel good.
I know what you're trying to say.
I've already said it.
I'm glad.
It's really difficult, so be careful.
I know.
I think I'm going to say something, but...
I'm scared that I'm going to end up like him.
But now I have to get some points, so I'm going to cancel my plan of making Vajira Mojira into Pechango.
It has nothing to do with it!
I'm going to aim for the rainbow turtle.
From the right.
That's right.
With Kilos.
Let's go to the very right.
I'm going to go to the right and aim for the rainbow turtle.
It's not an obstacle anymore, it's a goal.
Yeah.
I'm grateful.
Don't break it.
I'm off.
Good luck!
I'm light, so I'm worried about not stopping.
That's amazing.
He's heavy and weak, so he uses his head for the rainbow turtle.
It's coming from the right like this!
The start line is on the right.
I'm going to go right in the middle of it.
Can you do it?
This is good.
I'm reading LINE messages.
The strategy is to start from the right end of the course and aim for the rainbow turtle to aim for the strike.
Indeed...
Here we go!
Okay!
Let the flow take you!
Go for it!
Go!
Watch out!
How is it?
It's good, it's good.
The direction is good.
It's really good.
Watch out!
It's from here, it's from here.
You're turning sideways properly.
Wait a minute.
Is this okay?
You look like you're in trouble.
This...
Watch out!
That was close!
It's going!
The bandana is going!
Whoa!
Wow!
This is bad!
I feel sick!
Help me!
I feel sick!
That was great!
Great!
Wow!
Was it great?
It was perfect!
You hit it, didn't you?
Yeah, it went in the middle.
It went in the middle!
Wait, I feel sick!
You turned so much!
Your speed was pretty good.
Really?
Your trajectory was perfect, too.
How many are there?
One, two, three, four, five, six, right?
Thirteen points!
Wonderful!
Amazing!
This is great.
This is the best I've ever had.
The penalty game is almost decided.
Yeah.
We're going to win again.
The bug glasses strategy worked and they got thirteen points!
The second round is over and the division team has six points and the league team has sixteen points. The league team is in the lead by ten points!
I'm so pissed off!
We have no choice but to beat them.
Yeah, we do.
If you don't beat us by ten points in the next round, we won't be able to play.
My neck has been hurting since we left.
Even though you're about to do this?
Yeah, I've been worried about it.
Well, I think we'll win in the last round.
Oh, you're declaring it by ten points.
Yeah.
It's because we're heavy.
Yeah.
We have a lot of momentum.
The one with the most points will fall.
You look like a relative's dad.
Why do you keep making fun videos and declaring it?
You look like a relative's uncle you haven't seen in a long time at a funeral.
You know what?
If you look back, there's no pin.
Huh?
Is there nothing left?
Did it shrink?
I think so, but there's only a head in the back.
There is.
It's really far, isn't it?
Yeah, it's gotten really far away.
The fence I was wondering if it would normally bloom this time became an obstacle fence.
Oh!
If you go normally, you'll definitely bump into it, so the two support members go there first and go through the fence like this.
It's finally a real team play.
The last three games are super long courses that move the pin and extend the distance of 100 meters from earlier.
Moreover, at the middle point, install a fence sticking out in a zigzag.
The two members other than the members riding in the front stand in front of the fence, and when the ball rolls in, press it with your hand to aim for the pin.
The last game in which teamwork, which was Stanley's favorite, is needed.
What is the result?
First of all, the driving team, who twisted their necks the day before the shoot, Yumemaru.
I got hit by a cough of cough water.
I might have been hit last night.
Oh, it hurts!
I don't need pain or anything like that.
I don't know how far you can go.
I don't know if I can make it this far.
I think you'll break your heart over there.
Let's continue.
Oh, it hurts!
Endure the pain and aim for the strike!
Are you okay?
Yes.
Did you push me first?
Will you push me?
Here we go!
Three, two, one, go!
It's starting!
Run!
Don't stop!
Go straight!
I'll pass you!
Where are you?
Where are you guys?
Tenshin, watch out!
Where are you?
It hurts!
Roll over!
It hurts!
That was close!
It hurts!
It's dangerous!
Roll over!
Go for it!
Go back!
Roll over!
That was close!
Go for it!
It hurts!
It's coming out!
If you try to stand up now, it'll come out of your butt!
Hurry up and fix it!
Hurry up!
Go straight!
I'm counting on you!
Go straight!
Roll over!
It hurts!
Perfect angle!
You did it!
Perfect!
You did it!
I'm exhausted!
It's too heavy!
I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dying!
I'm so exhausted!
It's pretty good, isn't it?
I've knocked it down a lot!
Oh, my God!
It's hard!
No, it's really in the middle!
I'm trying to walk instead of walking!
I can't do it anymore!
I push it before I stand up, so I can't do it anymore!
Isn't your neck okay?
No, it's already fixed!
Why is that?
It's fixed with a "kogin kogin kogin"!
Let's blow up our comrade Tetsuya!
Of course, let's blow up Kin, too!
Yumemaru went crazy!
Today, he got 17 points for the highest score!
The classification team reversed again!
So, the last turn will begin.
Now, it's 7 points difference.
If you knock down four big pins, you'll lose!
I see!
It's sudden, but it's impossible to control it at the end!
I think so, too!
It was already a momentum!
That's right! It's scary because it could be 0 points!
At first, we had 0 points, so we don't know which team will win yet!
A fierce bowling battle!
This man will settle everything!
I'm going to take a deep breath and go for a strike!
I'm not scared anymore!
I'll do my best to roll!
Leave it to me!
By the way, I'm really bad at bowling!
I won't make you scared anymore!
Here we go!
Goal!
Ouch! What should I do?
What should I do?
Oh no, it's too dark now.
Is it starting?
It's starting.
It's starting, it's starting.
Here we go!
Start!
Oh no, his camera suddenly turns dark!
Camera!
Oh, it's dark!
Oh, it's dangerous!
Oh, it's dark!
Ah! Ah!
It froze!
Isn't he too bad at this?
Too bad, too bad!
Too bad!
I'm going to die!
My gut is...
My nose is smelling!
I'm scared!
Make me roll!
Are we doing it?
Make me roll!
I'm gonna die!
Make me roll, Shibuya!
Alright, I'm going!
Go for it!
You can do it, Shibuya!
Here we go!
Make me roll!
More to the left!
To the left!
No, no, no!
Just right!
Wow!
All right! I made it!
Wow!
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired.
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Are you okay?
Shut up!
Good morning!
Come out!
In the beginning, I was hit by a crazy green houseplant.
Ah!
Something was born.
Shibayu showed his manliness even though he was scared.
What are the scores?
What's the score?
Twelve.
Twelve?
Twelve, I guess.
Yes.
Twelve!
Okay! Twenty-eight!
Huh?
And we got...twenty-three from sixteen!
Yes!
The science team wins!
Yeah!
Oh, Mr. Insect was strong.
Oh, it was zero points.
Zero points hurt me recently.
Why did it become zero points?
I don't know. Even if I think about it now, why did it become zero points?
This is the penalty game for the losing science team.
Chikuwa-shaped giant crane!
All three of the science team can ride it at once.
As it gets heavier, it speeds up from the sphere's increase.
Now, the penalty game starts!
Oh, it's wide inside.
I see.
Here we go!
Oh, it's scary to ride it like this.
This is a little scary!
I can't imagine what will happen when it's messed up.
I'm more relieved about the sphere.
According to rumors, it's faster than one person.
Yeah, you can't ride it.
As it gets heavier, it speeds up from the sphere's increase.
This is really scary!
Here we go!
Run! Run!
To the right! Run! Don't fall! Don't fall!
Run! Run! Run!
No!
Run! Run!
Too fast! Too fast!
Turn! Turn! Turn!
Turn!
No!
Oh no!
Isn't it going to crash?
Isn't it bad?
Isn't it fast?
No! No! No!
This is no good!
Oh no!
Too fast!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
Wait!
Timber!
Run!
No!
Tetsuya, are you okay?
I'm sorry.
No...
My heel is on Tetsuya's hip joint.
It's spinning like this.
I don't know what it is, but I can't stand up.
Full body fatigue.
This is the moment of accident.
Wow, you're alive.
I'm relieved right after the accident.
You're relieved that you're alive, right?
Relief, confusion and fatigue.
My calves hurt.
For a moment, I thought I was going to die.
I tried to go like this, but I thought I was going to die.
I tried to use only one arm, but I was flying away.
It was too fast.
It was fast.
But it was fun.
It was my first time to go bowling, and it was snowy and I had a lot of fun.
I want to ride a lift with a zobu.
It's like I can do a lot of fun things for my fans.
I think you should make it special.
Zobu is special.
Zobu John Shoei.
Let's buy one and put it on the ceiling.
It's big.
Let's make one room into a zobu.
Let me borrow a zobu.
Let's make wallpapers into zobu.
Let's make floors into zobu, too.
Let's use zobu and play with it.
Bye bye.